Hey Everyone,
A long overdue update in an attempt to outline what's been happning since the release of 'Mary The Snowdeer, I Hate You.' The EP has officially been released and is avaliable for purchase on our website, not to mention Amazon, eMusic and other such vendors. There are plenty in stock, so feel free to buy now. :)
On top of that, our search for a live band has been going rather well. We have acquired ex-Aled Attack bass player, Mr. Harry Bosworth and guitar/vocal harmony extrordinaire, Mr. Roger Story to start filling out the band ranks. We're still looking for a drummer and possible* keyboardist at this stage, but at the rate things are going, we'll be hitting a venue near you soon.
Hope everyone's enjoying their lives at the moment.
- Joe x
(*We might already have one, but at this stage we're not really sure.)
Mary the Snowdeer, I Hate You
Our first EP 'Mary the Snowdeer, I Hate You' will be available very soon! The track list is:01: Pirate (in my heart)
02: Lillipad Lover
03: Night Bees
04: Dry Martini
05: Made With Love
06: My Voice
More details coming soon!
In Moonlet we Trust
Here, all you bratwursts
And listen to me
The power of the Love Church will set you free
The train's pulling in at Moon Let Fly Station
All across the nation
We hear these new ideas at the Monks' incitations
Chewy new mores for your own mastication
Sexual incantations
Primary colour assignations
All you lillipad lovers will show off your knee abrasions
"Bend awee over!" The shouted cry
Makes you scream and then makes you sigh
Moonlet's come to meet you and he's lookin' fine
Helpmaboab! Now he's rubbing his thighs!
A part of you dies
His wee highlander cries
Dirty, Freaky, Foxy, Creamy times
Back to the Monastery and the Monks are in session
Joe’s on the mic gonna teach peeps a lesson
The theme’s peace and love so don’t you be messin’
But not Mary the Snowdeer, THAT bitch get’s no blessin’
Her inappropriate dressin’
Provokes my Smith and Wesson
To 4D geese there can be no comparison
WHUPS, eyes right,
Here now comes Lemons
And he shakes in his shoes like the bells of St Clemens
He’s got the collection plate and an automatic and he’s counting to seven
“Please won’t you send us to sunny Yemen?
“We’re bringing Norman Tebbin
“Gonna send him out beggin’
“Cut off his leg and leave him with peggin’ (get a bit more if they’re all nice and crippled up, y’know what I mean?)
But enough of Dan Plum and his dark assignations
Bancam Cram’s firing up a choir of Croatians
Confused they look, but with a saint’s patience
Marcy Marc has ‘em trilling in rich sound formations
Don’t listen to the accusations!
Haters’ Chlamydia declarations!
Whistle clean, thistle sharp, that’s this honest man’s affirmation!
But hark, that sound, urgent and ominous
Banging on the door the squarer citizens of the town register disgust
Pitchforks and torches, for destruction a lust
The Love Church Movement, it looks like a bust!
In Moonlet we Trust
But he seems to have caught the omnibus
And left his Monks to get combusted!
Don’t despair for even now we hear
A stomping sound that leads to cheers
It’s Mr Dinosaur, comin’ down through the roof with a sexy leer
Rescuer of righteous dudes premiere
Have no fear
Swallow those tears
Head off into the sunset with our cretaceous peer
Know you now, preachers of hate, that you stand no chance
Sit your ass down on the marble pews and get some education
Audio/Visual reparations
WELCOME TO LOVE CHURCH...
- Adam Crabtree 2010
And listen to me
The power of the Love Church will set you free
The train's pulling in at Moon Let Fly Station
All across the nation
We hear these new ideas at the Monks' incitations
Chewy new mores for your own mastication
Sexual incantations
Primary colour assignations
All you lillipad lovers will show off your knee abrasions
"Bend awee over!" The shouted cry
Makes you scream and then makes you sigh
Moonlet's come to meet you and he's lookin' fine
Helpmaboab! Now he's rubbing his thighs!
A part of you dies
His wee highlander cries
Dirty, Freaky, Foxy, Creamy times
Back to the Monastery and the Monks are in session
Joe’s on the mic gonna teach peeps a lesson
The theme’s peace and love so don’t you be messin’
But not Mary the Snowdeer, THAT bitch get’s no blessin’
Her inappropriate dressin’
Provokes my Smith and Wesson
To 4D geese there can be no comparison
WHUPS, eyes right,
Here now comes Lemons
And he shakes in his shoes like the bells of St Clemens
He’s got the collection plate and an automatic and he’s counting to seven
“Please won’t you send us to sunny Yemen?
“We’re bringing Norman Tebbin
“Gonna send him out beggin’
“Cut off his leg and leave him with peggin’ (get a bit more if they’re all nice and crippled up, y’know what I mean?)
But enough of Dan Plum and his dark assignations
Bancam Cram’s firing up a choir of Croatians
Confused they look, but with a saint’s patience
Marcy Marc has ‘em trilling in rich sound formations
Don’t listen to the accusations!
Haters’ Chlamydia declarations!
Whistle clean, thistle sharp, that’s this honest man’s affirmation!
But hark, that sound, urgent and ominous
Banging on the door the squarer citizens of the town register disgust
Pitchforks and torches, for destruction a lust
The Love Church Movement, it looks like a bust!
In Moonlet we Trust
But he seems to have caught the omnibus
And left his Monks to get combusted!
Don’t despair for even now we hear
A stomping sound that leads to cheers
It’s Mr Dinosaur, comin’ down through the roof with a sexy leer
Rescuer of righteous dudes premiere
Have no fear
Swallow those tears
Head off into the sunset with our cretaceous peer
Know you now, preachers of hate, that you stand no chance
Sit your ass down on the marble pews and get some education
Audio/Visual reparations
WELCOME TO LOVE CHURCH...
- Adam Crabtree 2010
News From the Helm
Hey everbody,
Exciting times for Moonlet & The Love-Monks. The good news is, we've obtained the money for the website which will be online soon, be sure to watch for an announcement of it's arrival, sure to be posted both here and on our Facebook page. Thanks as ever to Rhi Wills for all the hard work.
To those of you who were willing to make a donation for the website, thanks very much. As it happens, you can still pre-order our upcoming EP "Mary The Snowdeer... I Hate You" for a sum of your choosing, which will include around 25 minutes of music, artwork and lyrics, plus an exclusive 'unheard-before-now' track which cannot be found elsewhere, all of which will go towards helping us continue to do what we're doing.
Eventually we're hoping that this will lead to a proper marketing outlet via Amazon and iTunes, so anyone who wants to buy copies prior to this, now's the time to snap them up on the cheap!
Also, for anyone who's REALLY interested in what we're doing, Dan has recently set up a Twitter account for The Love-Monks which you can follow at your leisure:
http://twitter.com/Moonletlovemonk
Thanks for reading, everyone. More updates coming soon.
- Joe. x
Exciting times for Moonlet & The Love-Monks. The good news is, we've obtained the money for the website which will be online soon, be sure to watch for an announcement of it's arrival, sure to be posted both here and on our Facebook page. Thanks as ever to Rhi Wills for all the hard work.
To those of you who were willing to make a donation for the website, thanks very much. As it happens, you can still pre-order our upcoming EP "Mary The Snowdeer... I Hate You" for a sum of your choosing, which will include around 25 minutes of music, artwork and lyrics, plus an exclusive 'unheard-before-now' track which cannot be found elsewhere, all of which will go towards helping us continue to do what we're doing.
Eventually we're hoping that this will lead to a proper marketing outlet via Amazon and iTunes, so anyone who wants to buy copies prior to this, now's the time to snap them up on the cheap!
Also, for anyone who's REALLY interested in what we're doing, Dan has recently set up a Twitter account for The Love-Monks which you can follow at your leisure:
http://twitter.com/Moonletlovemonk
Thanks for reading, everyone. More updates coming soon.
- Joe. x
Welcome!
Hello!
Welcome to our blog. This is going to be a temporary home until we can afford to buy the new website (which is all finished, we’re just waiting to buy the domain). Hopefully, if all goes to plan, we should be able to update this about once a week, or anytime anything remotely interesting happens. A special thanks to Rhi Wills of Moonlilly Illustration for this blog and the upcoming website. Speaking of which... We are currently trying to raise money for the new site, so we have decided to release our first EP. Our plan works like this; you donate to us a sum of money of your choosing and we’ll send you a digital copy (or possibly physical, more to come on this later) of the CD. This will include about 20-25 minutes of music plus the album art work. We will let everyone know the proper details sometime next week.
Dan x
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