In Moonlet we Trust

Here, all you bratwursts
And listen to me
The power of the Love Church will set you free

The train's pulling in at Moon Let Fly Station
All across the nation
We hear these new ideas at the Monks' incitations
Chewy new mores for your own mastication
Sexual incantations
Primary colour assignations
All you lillipad lovers will show off your knee abrasions

"Bend awee over!" The shouted cry
Makes you scream and then makes you sigh
Moonlet's come to meet you and he's lookin' fine
Helpmaboab! Now he's rubbing his thighs!
A part of you dies
His wee highlander cries
Dirty, Freaky, Foxy, Creamy times

Back to the Monastery and the Monks are in session
Joe’s on the mic gonna teach peeps a lesson
The theme’s peace and love so don’t you be messin’
But not Mary the Snowdeer, THAT bitch get’s no blessin’
Her inappropriate dressin’
Provokes my Smith and Wesson
To 4D geese there can be no comparison

WHUPS, eyes right,
Here now comes Lemons
And he shakes in his shoes like the bells of St Clemens
He’s got the collection plate and an automatic and he’s counting to seven
“Please won’t you send us to sunny Yemen?
“We’re bringing Norman Tebbin
“Gonna send him out beggin’
“Cut off his leg and leave him with peggin’ (get a bit more if they’re all nice and crippled up, y’know what I mean?)

But enough of Dan Plum and his dark assignations
Bancam Cram’s firing up a choir of Croatians
Confused they look, but with a saint’s patience
Marcy Marc has ‘em trilling in rich sound formations
Don’t listen to the accusations!
Haters’ Chlamydia declarations!
Whistle clean, thistle sharp, that’s this honest man’s affirmation!

But hark, that sound, urgent and ominous
Banging on the door the squarer citizens of the town register disgust
Pitchforks and torches, for destruction a lust
The Love Church Movement, it looks like a bust!
In Moonlet we Trust
But he seems to have caught the omnibus
And left his Monks to get combusted!

Don’t despair for even now we hear
A stomping sound that leads to cheers
It’s Mr Dinosaur, comin’ down through the roof with a sexy leer
Rescuer of righteous dudes premiere
Have no fear
Swallow those tears
Head off into the sunset with our cretaceous peer

Know you now, preachers of hate, that you stand no chance
Sit your ass down on the marble pews and get some education
Audio/Visual reparations
WELCOME TO LOVE CHURCH...

- Adam Crabtree 2010